{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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James Joseph Connolly was a Republican member of the United States House of Representatives for Pennsylvania.
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{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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