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Anthony Joshua vs. Carlos Takam was a professional boxing match contested on 28 October 2017, for the WBA (Super), IBF, and IBO heavyweight championship. The bout took place at the Principality Stadium in Cardiff, Wales. Joshua defeated Takam, retaining his heavyweight titles via tenth-round technical knockout (TKO).
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