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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}

{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}

{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}

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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}

{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}

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